Listen, children...
When watching Galaxy Angel, you should sit in a bright room...
...well away from the screen. Understand?
It is the will of God.
Oh, my dear Vanilla!
Icchou kimete watashi ni kimete Make a decision! Choose me!
Suupaa hiroin enjeru tai! Go! Super Heroine Angel Brigade! Go!
Okiraku shimashou ieei Let's take it easy... yay!
Galaxy Angel AA Yeah!
Galaxy Angel AA
uki uki So exciting!
Galaxy Angel AA
shuwa-shuwa hei Bubble-bubble! Hey!
Galaxy Angel AA
doki-doki Heart-pounding!
Galaxy Angel AA
shuwa-shuwa hei Bubble-bubble! Hey!
Rakki monkii asekaki besokaki genki Lucky Monkey, Sweaty, Teary, Lively!
Amenochi noutenki Rain followed by light spirits
sonna banana pinappurupuru purin That's bananas, pineapple-wiggly pudding
sukinakoto yamerarenai We can't stop doing what we love
icchou kimete watashi ni kimete Make a decision! Choose me!
Sabui gyagu demo Even when the jokes leave me cold
futsuka yoi demo Even when I'm hung over
egao ni naru omajinai I know a spell that will make me smile
Let's go Let's go enjeru Let's go! Let's go! Angels!
Mirakuru senshi Miraculous warriors
happii no moto wa Al ai ai The source of happiness is love, love, love
motto motto wandaarando More and more wonderland
hacha mecha wandafoo Crazy wacky wonderful
tanabota kibun de uki-ukissu Like an unexpected blessing, let's share an exciting kiss
uki-ukissu An exciting kiss
gokigenyou! Have a nice day!
Shuwashuwa bunbun shuwabunbun ieei! Bubble-bubble swing-swing! Bubble swing-swing! Yay!
Uki uki So exciting!
Shuwa-shuwa hai Bubble-bubble! Hey!
Doki-doki Heart-pounding!
Hey!
Grated Fish Meat That Just Won't Fall
He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me.
He loves me not. He loves me.
He loves me not. He loves me...
Ranpha, you're in love again, aren't you?
Oh, please don't say "again" like that!
After all, I've never met a guy as wonderful as this one!
Yeah right... you never see any faults in the men you fall for!
You don't understand! This guy's perfect!
There's nothing to dislike about him!
Ranpha, I think you're too idealistic.
There's no perfect person in all the world.
But I'm absolutely serious! He's amazing!
He's absolutely perfect in every way!
Really? Then I'd like to see him for myself.
There's no such thing as a perfect man!
This is him, Forte!
Looks like the over-achieving type.
Hello, everybody!
This is Colonel Harry, on loan to us from the Training Academy at headquarters.
For one week starting today, he'll be instructing you in various ways.
Hello, nice to meet you all.
My time with you is short, but I hope I can aid you in improving your skills.
- It's an honor to... - It's a pleasure to have you!
Um, my name is...
Ranpha Franboise, isn't it?
Huh? How do you know my name?
Before I arrived, I memorized your names...
...and I've had a look at your records too.
After all, I want to take full advantage of the limited time we have.
How wonderful!
He does seem to be quite high-grade.
He is the best ever.
Very well then, Colonel.
Let me guide you to your room...
I'll show you, if you don't mind.
Right this way.
Wow! I can kind of understand why Ranpha's so in love with him!
Colonel Harry is famous at HQ too... He took the elite track in the military.
I've also heard his family is high society.
Wow, I guess he really is perfect.
There's no such thing!
He'll let something slip...
...and soon it'll end with "Who knew that he could be such a jerk?!"
I agree.
It's against human nature to be perfect.
I don't know about that.
After all, there are perfect individuals like my dear Vanilla in this world.
I think you're all assuming that you are the norm.
Just because you're all riddled with faults...
What was that about faults?
Listen, everyone!
The timing of this lock-on is particularly important.
Enemy craft destroyed! Mission complete!
Remember what I taught you about timing.
Okay!
Oh, he's so dashing!
Well, he certainly has skills.
He's okay when he sticks to the manual...
...but the manual won't save him this time!
It looks like I was being tested... did I pass?
You passed.
P-Passed indeed.
He's so cool!
Gotcha!
Are you all right, Lt. Colonel?!
I've got to say, you sure are a tough one!
Well ladies, that's my skill level.
Excellent!
It's not the speed of your draw that's most important...
...but your sense of responsibility as someone who bears firearms.
H-He's perfect.
Wait a second...!
Unacceptable!
There's just no way anyone could be that cartoonishly perfect!
You can't ignore reality, Forte.
We have before us a super-perfect amazing guy!
I won't believe he's as perfect as he seems!
He must have some hidden flaws!
I'd have to agree with you.
There's just something creepy about a person who seems so faultless.
But Colonel Harry does seem like an ideal kind of guy.
Milfeulle, listen.
If people like that actually existed...
...our view of the world, and of humanity, would be completely destroyed!
What does that mean?
In other words... you've always thought of cake as something sweet that you eat...
...but what if it turned out to be something very spicy that you wear on your head!
What?! That would be a problem!
Who cares if cake is sweet or spicy? Doesn't matter to me!
Well, I don't know if this matters, but apparently, Colonel Harry is married.
Too bad for you, Ranpha!
Looks like Ranpha's found the hidden flaw!
Too bad... he was such a great catch!
Oh yeah?! What's so great about him?
There must be something wrong with him!
He's just got to have a flaw!
Otherwise, I can't stand it!
Well, now that it's come to this...
...we'll have to find his hidden flaw.
It's terrible to see such an example of misanthropy and mistrust.
It's proof that they haven't been associating...
...with the right people, isn't it Vanilla?
- Tuna filet is the way. - Huh? Are you hungry?
He just put that money he found right in his pocket!
I guess we've got him now.
So he's a perfect little sneak.
Oh, Lt. Colonel Volcott.
- I found this on the floor. - Oh, thank you for finding it for me!
Looks like money won't do the trick.
Let's try the next one.
Oh, I've fallen! It really hurts!
I should have known that all men are alike!
Are you going to be all right, Ranpha?
You need to be more careful when you're wearing high-heeled shoes.
Uh, yes, sir.
Just in case, I'm taking you to the infirmary.
You can take me with you anywhere, Harry!
We're looking for his weakness, not yours!
I think we're being too direct with all this.
We've got to figure out his weak spots.
Weak spots? Like in acupressure?
There's a weakness right there!
Just let your body relax.
Yes, that's right. Good boy.
Don't be afraid.
O-Okay...
Oh my goodness! This is the ultimate forbidden weakness!
I don't understand, Mint...
Let me explain. The ultimate forbidden weakness is...
Yay! You got it out!
Thank you!
Wash your eyes out thoroughly!
- Oh, it was just something in his eye. - Damn.
All right, I'm going to find something wrong with this guy!
Doctor, recently I've been...
Is his weakness an incurable disease?
...I've been feeling really fantastic!
This could be a pretty serious fault, but...
Could it be that he's really a woman?!
What's the matter, Mint?
Oh, nothing!
I didn't think I'd seen any bosom, but...
Hey, you! Come on, drink!
Forte, I think we've all had enough to drink.
What?! Are you telling me I'm a drunk?!
Could this be a dream?
Oh, no!
A fallen samurai?
All right, calm down!
There's got to be something!
And I'm going to find out what it is!
There's gotta be something... some fault.
Where is it?
Nothing, nothing, nothing...
Damn, why can't I find anything?!
Why doesn't he have any faults?
How could anybody in this world be so impossibly beyond reproach?
Huh? Could it be?!
Maybe he's not from this world!
That must be it!
It's the only answer!
He's been sent here to undermine the peaceful planet of Transvaal!
He's an alien spy!
He's going to abduct us all in his UFO...
...and perform those cattle muti-whatsits...
Forte, what are you doing here?
C-Colonel! It's not at all what you think!
Please believe me, I've done nothing wrong!
S-Stay back!
Your aim is a little off-center.
If you can correct that, your shot will improve.
Yes, this is much better.
You just need to relax a little bit.
Yes, excellent form!
That's not the point!
Thank you.
Today is my last day here.
No military outfit I've worked with has been as friendly and open as you.
My time with the Angel Brigade has been most rewarding.
Dammit!
How perfect can he get?!
It's not fair that one man could be so perfect!
I... lost.
Well, this week has passed very quickly.
Thank you for everything.
It was our pleasure to have you with us.
We never were able to find anything wrong with him after all.
I can't believe someone like him exists... It's totally changed my world view.
What?!
Does this mean we have to wear cakes on our heads now?!
Are you headed off to your next teaching assignment?
No. I'll be taking a little holiday now.
My wife is meeting me here.
How was work, Harry?
What?!
O-Oh, I get it, I understand now.
His flaw is that his wife is unattractive!
This is wonderful, Forte!
We can finally rest easy now!
Thank you for taking care of my husband.
Darling, I hope you had a good week.
You too, dear.
We've lost. Totally lost.
Damn you, you... you...!
Don't you ever come back here again!
A weakness for bombs.
V-Vanilla?!
Hi, this is Harry.
Regarding that explosion just now, the crew and I all escaped safely.
Don't worry about us.
Today's Topic!
Frogs flip-flop, flip-flop-flip! Add them all up, and...!
Dharma's disciple has dharmic discipline.
Beetles bubble, bubble-bubble-bubble!
Chanson singer showered with awards!
Grainy brainy grains, grainy brainy grains add them all up to get six grainy grains!
Who's the tall tailor who took the tall tapestry off the tall wall?
Are you satisfied now? Another cushion for Vanilla!
We have no idea what's going on!
Direct Shipment of lwaokoshi Cookies
Prisoner escort?
Yes. We're relocating a certain prisoner to the Moro Plains Prison.
I initially considered giving this assignment to Malibu...
...but his experience in the field is limited.
Plus, this is a very dangerous criminal...
...So it's best to play it safe. - Exactly.
So, what does someone have to do to get such lovely lodgings?
According to our files, he single-handedly annihilated Planet Kinusaya.
An entire planet by himself?!
He must be a powerful man.
An escort.
An accident.
A close brush with danger.
A powerful man!
In here.
Huh?
Where is this man who's destroyed a planet?
And what's this? This giant rock?
- That's where he is. - What?
That giant rock is the planet-destroyer.
To be more precise, the man known as Morio, the Lone Planet Annihilator...
...has been sealed up alive, in this rock.
It's called "rock confinement", created specifically for Special Class A criminals.
Normally, we transport them by helicraft.
But this one is too heavy.
Really? Over land, then?
It may be rock, but it's man-made and should be protected from shocks.
Take care.
Didn't expect this.
Don't drift off.
Are you listening to me, Forte?
We keep heading straight for another thirty minutes.
Yeah, yeah.
And let's play it safe, okay?
Huh?
We're carrying the fate of this planet with us right now.
That's nothing to do with me.
Forte!
Why do I have to put up with this brat?
I want to be alone with a real powerful man and...
What are you thinking about?
Huh? Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.
Anyway, just leave the driving to me.
In my experience, being too careful can cause more problems than you'd think.
I'll show you how experience and instincts...
...are what really matters in the field.
That may be so...
...but please don't pull the crazy stunts you usually do with the Angel Brigade.
I do have a future to look forward to.
You're kinda passive-aggressive, aren't you.
I'm just honest at heart, that's all.
Could you stop the truck, please?
Why? What's the problem?
Going by our relative sizes, I don't think we're going to clear this tunnel.
We'll have to go another way, even if it takes longer.
I think we can get through, no problem.
What? Forte, what are you...?!
It'll be fine!
- It's impossible! - Listen, we'll make it!
Please, stop!
There's no way we'll fit!
Didn't I tell you it wasn't going to work?!
If we try again, I think we'll make it.
It's impossible!
Even if we got in...
...if we got stuck in the middle of the tunnel...
...we'd be trapped for sure!
Thankfully, there doesn't seem to be any damage to the rock.
Uh-oh! You put a crack in it!
N-No way!
This must be because you just smashed it right into the tunnel!
Sure, I bumped it into the tunnel.
But I didn't crack it, did I?
That sound... is it coming from the rock?
Seems like it.
Hey! Can you hear me?
Huh? Who's that there?
Listen, do you think you can get out?
Well, let's see.
I don't think so.
Is that right?
How can you casually chat with this guy?!
If he gets out, we'll be in big trouble!
We'd better get going!
He says that he can't get out yet!
Right?
Oops, it cracked.
N-Now what do we do?!
Morio, the Lone Planet Annihilator will escape for sure this time!
It's fine, okay?
You sure are paranoid.
- See... - No!
What if it starts to crumble again?!
I keep telling you, it's fine!
I was just going to touch it.
You had every intention of smashing it!
If you keep freaking out over nothing...
...you'll never be manly enough to get the girl.
Nothing?!
The rock has grown smaller by a significant margin!
- How can you... - You guys keep it down out there!
Oh, sorry.
H-He sounds much closer now!
Of course he does.
Now, let's get going.
We'll get through the tunnel for sure.
You did it again!
Forte? Aren't you afraid of anything?
Let's see. Oh, sweet bean cakes.
I think that's more food preference than fear.
Please stop the truck again.
Considering how heavy this rock is...
...I don't think we can get over these hills.
We should take the long way around.
You sure like taking the long way.
It's just that we're so heavy.
We're fine.
F-Forte, what are you doing?!
There are no detours in life.
I told you, it's a piece of cake!
Please, be careful.
I know, I know!
No! Forte! Stop!
I just asked you to be careful!
Don't you listen at all?!
And now the rock's gone flying!
Not a single crack...
Forte, enough is enough!
I'm telling Major Mary all about this in my official report!
Morio!
Oops, I forgot to put the parking brake on!
Owww, that hurt, you idiots!
Come on out already!
I want to go home.
What the heck?!
What's wrong?
Wh-What the heck is that?
Don't tell me...!
Is Morio, the Lone Planet Annihilator, inside that thing?
H-Hello...?
Huh? What?
It's him in there, all right.
That was kind of a let-down.
Yes, it was.
But can this tiny rock really contain...
...a man capable of destroying a whole planet by himself?
More importantly...
...could the man inside this tiny thing...
...actually destroy a whole planet by himself?
It's a bit late to ask that question.
Hey! I've been listening, you know!
You think you can get away with saying whatever you want?!
Really?! You heard that?
What do you mean, "You heard that"?!
Don't you underestimate me!
Forte, I think it's best if we don't upset him.
It's fine, don't worry.
Right, Morio? Mr. Lone Planet Annihilator!
Look at how much of the rock has crumbled away.
I'm sure you can get out on your own now.
After all, you're a man who's able to destroy whole planets by himself...
...if that's a true story, that is! How about it, Morio?!
Why, you...!
Forte, could you stop the truck, please?
- This bridge is in rough shape. - Yeah.
I don't think we can cross it.
It'll be fine.
I don't have any confidence in your "lt'll be fine" any more.
If you're so concerned, Mr. Cautious, maybe you should go test it out.
No way!
Quit whining and get going. That's an order!
I think I hear your hat calling for you.
All right, I'll go.
I said it was fine... why can't he trust me? That kid's so uptight!
Forte! Are you all right?
Huh?
Of course I'm all right!
Take this! And that! See, it's fine!
- When are you going to lighten up?! - All right, that's enough. Let's get going.
Achoo!
Forte!
Nice catch there, kid.
If this sphere were to crack open, I'd definitely be out of here.
And that would be the end of this planet!
Drop him.
Just let that thing go.
But if I do that, this planet will be...
Don't worry about the future!
If you don't drop him, Mr. Cautious, we're going to die right here and now!
Well done, Malibu.
You're something else, Forte.
Leave the rest to me!
Hey, Morio, you big planet killer! Let's have a look at you!
Huh? What?!
No! Please stop! Oh, Morio's in trouble now!
I'm going home.
Hi, boys and girls!
What did you think of the show today?
Things sure heated up at the end!
If you're good, then next week we'll have another super-funky episode just for you!
All right then, it's time for boogie fever with "Dotabata Angel Loop!"
Itsudatte dotabata sawagi It's always a wild ride
hamari to kiseki no ruupu An endless loop of luck and miracles
hitomazu wa ocha demo nonde But first, let's sip some tea
ganbaru no wa ashita ni shimashouka Let's put off working hard until tomorrow
amakute oishii keeki kukki yamuyamu Cakes and cookies, so sweet and tasty
toki ni wa supaisu shekisheki odorou Sometimes, we need to spice it up
hajikete fankii fanshii Let's come out and be funky, fancy
maware Turn and turn
Want you! Everybody Thank You
ashita wa hoomu ran Tomorrow, we'll hit a home run
ikashite paati omakase Just leave the partying to us
negative nante kanben please Please spare us the negativity
lucky tanabota give me itadaki Give me all of those lucky chances
otakara hakken We've struck gold
Angel everybody happy excellent
daijoubu guddo jobu It's okay, we've done a good job
Shake your body Dance tonight!
You called? Well, I came! Ta-daa!
Oh! Are you the genie of this magic vase?
Yes, yes I am!
- The one who grants wishes? - Yes!
Wow, this is the real deal!
Well, let's see...
I'd like a combo-set of men, money, and fame to go!
- No. - Huh?
- Don't you have magic powers? - Oh, I do! So much magic it's scary!
- Then please, use them. - I don't want to.
Huh? I thought you granted wishes.
Next Menu: Magic Cooked in Shell Frigid Hot Hot Dog I only grant my own wishes.
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People should grant their own wishes using their own inner strength.
Next Menu: Magic Cooked in Shell Frigid Hot Hot Dog Am I right?
Next Menu: Magic Cooked in Shell Frigid Hot Hot Dog What?! Achoo!
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Lalala, farewell!
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Galaxy Angel AA See you next week!